I have a perverse sense of humor, and I've come to accept it over the years. If you're reading this even after all you've seen on this blog, you've accepted it too—thanks!
My cat, Gimli, is attempting that which he is being told not to do. He's attempting to occupy the same space my computer currently does on my lap. The computer on my lap is a cat magnet. Perhaps Gimli senses that the computer is warm and will preheat his spot. Perhaps he is jealous of my attentions to a computer. Perhaps he's just a furry nudge...yep, that's it...he's a furry nudge. And I wouldn't have it any other way.